Owen Bloody Wilson

Well last night I watched the most terrible movie in the history of Owen Wilson. 

basically the story follows a family with a dog for about 10-15 years. But unlike the canine-classics such as Air-Bud, Beethoven or Bolt, nothing actually happens plot wise. The family goes through the same things as every other family. They have some kids. He changes jobs. And probably the most exciting bit was that they moved house. And to top it off the dog dies. Not once did the dog talk, play a musical instrument, wear clothes, transform into a human, fly or even play basketball. Isn't the whole point of dog movies that they can do something special. Here the dog just eats some couches and knocks some toddlers over. And then after an hour and a half of stupid they drag his death over twenty minutes of depressing music and heartfelt monologues by half the characters. 

Congratulations Owen Wilson you've achieved in making a film even worse than Drillbit Taylor.

But I have to admit It did make me laugh when the dog knocked over the 2 year old. THat's about it